In search of a terrorist nuclear bomb, the federal government since 9/11 has run a far-reaching, top secret program to monitor radiation levels at over a hundred Muslim sites in the Washington, D.C., area, including mosques, homes, businesses, and warehouses, plus similar sites in at least five other cities, U.S. News has learned. In numerous cases, the monitoring required investigators to go on to the property under surveillance, although no search warrants or court orders were ever obtained, according to those with knowledge of the program. Some participants were threatened with loss of their jobs when they questioned the legality of the operation, according to these accounts. Federal officials familiar with the program maintain that warrants are unneeded for the kind of radiation sampling the operation entails, but some legal scholars disagree.
Here's an idea... Why don't we just park a couple of 747's on the runway, leave the engines running and the keys in the ignition, and put a BIG PHAT SIGN on them that states:
Terrorists:Just in case you need a bit more time in the air to decide which targets you want to hit, we've topped off the tanks for you.
Oh, and we got ya' those nice fuzzy wool seat cover's... you know, the ones you said you really like that one time.
Your welcome, it's no problem. They were on sale anyway, and we were really just doing our job to protect your a$$'es from being uncomfortable. That would be inhumane!
and guess what?! We got you a bag of Hershey Kisses... there under the front seat, you know, in case you're craving something sweet while your plotting out whether it makes more sense to go for a Nuclear plant, the Hoover Dam, or a side swipe of the general downtown San Francisco area... Smooch, Smooch, Smooch. ;)
Oh, do you need a pillow?
America... WAKE THE FUCK UP! Just who is it that we're protecting? Cuz' its OBVIOUSLY not ourselves!
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