January 05, 2005

I'm not sure if I should be thanking you or if XQuery should be thanking you

Either way, as it turns out it is Amelia Lewis who originally penned the Quote of the Day that so nicely fit into the Masochistic theme here at <XSLT:Blog/>.

Now I have to ask myself "am I really grateful that we as XSLT developers have found the Peanut Butter to go with our XSLT Jelly in Ada?" "Hit me harder Ada! Do it! Come on! I like it!" Hmmm... Well, while I ponder the thought of being Ada's sexual punching bag (and like it!) I will get on with my morning. Lets see... should I A) write code B) write code, or C) go for coffeee, then come back and write code?

I think C's the winner!

NOTE: Why should XQuery be thanking Amelia? Well, as I have mentioned about a week or two ago I had decided to be nice to XQuery and stop flaming it here on <XSLT:Blog/>. It wasn't so much a choice really... I mean XQuery was getting so weak from all of the beatings that it wasn't fun anymore... I figured if I gave it a couple of weeks to gain a little strength back it would at very least become an interesting situation again. I mean everybody needs there arch enemy to stay alive for the next episode. "The Matrix" even went as far as to put all the little broken up bits of Agent Smith back together and bring him back to refocus the series on. In a lot of ways I guess XQuery is the Agent Smith to our XSLT Neo. It may look like he's going to win and in fact he may even think that he has won. But then it'll happen. The realization that his destiny has just been fulfilled buy none other than himself will suddenly and ever so pointedly become a reality, XSLT will rise from what was thought to be its grave... Oh crap! Doesn't Neo eventually die in the end anyway? Hmmmmm... Well, it was a good try at an analogy anyway, right? And he does save the world. Thats not a bad parting gift... ;) :D Oh and he gets Trinity too! Thats definitely something to smiling in his grave over :D :D :D